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Tagline: Consider you an alternative to suicide… Inconceivable!
Think "Monty Python" meets "Robin
Hood" and then you will have "The Princess Bride":
a fantastical fairytale about pirates, fencing, felons, evil kings,
and of course…True love!
A story within a story, “The Princess Bride”, 'by
S Morgenstern', is the fairytale of all fairytales that ‘The Grandfather’
(Peter Falk) brings to his sick ‘Grandson’ (Fred Savage) on a
day that one too many video games have been played by the 'uncultured'
little boy. Reluctantly, ‘The Grandson’ begins to listen to the
tale, only to find himself quickly sucked in by its fantastic
adventures.
Thus "The Princess Bride" begins…the beautiful
Buttercup (Robin Wright Penn) diligently taunts her obedient farm
boy (Cary Elwes) until one day, when 'True Love' reveals itself,
the two begin to live their common lives happily together: but
not forever. Just as soon as they find happiness, Westley the
farm boy leaves to seek out provisions and goods for his new life
with his true love. But five years later, Westley has yet to return
and rumors of his death have long since circulated Buttercup’s
village.
One day, while on her daily horsehide as it were,
Buttercup is abducted by three conspicuous men: Inigo (Mandy Pantikin),
Fezzik (Andre the Giant), and Vizzini (Wallace Shawn). Along their
sea voyage back to Gilder, whereby Vinzinni means to provoke a
war via Buttercup's assassination, Fezzik and Inigo avidly protest
her foreshadowed death. But Vizzini, despite his many ‘Inconceivable’
obstacles, refuses to put down his plans. That is, until a masked
hero appears, duping Vizzini's protégés Inigo and Fezzik one by
one. But leaving them mercifully, he encounters Fezzik whereby,
after his ironic feats of brawn and skill have outdone his accomplices,
Vizinni challenges the masked man to a game of wits. Quickly outsmarted
however, the wily Vizzini meets his death, and Buttercup is now
at the mercy of the masked man’s will.
After a quick banter of insults and ironic discourse,
Buttercup realizes that the masked man is none other than her
beloved Westley. Together they embrace while Buttercup's new fiancé,
Prince Humperdink (Chris Sarandon) views from a top a hill. Having
come all this way to track her down, he by no means intends on
letting her be taken by some masked man. But Westley and Buttercup
run into the dreaded 'Fire Swamp', where Westley must save Buttercup
from further dangers of oversized rodents, fire shoots, and quicksand
pits. But after surviving all of it, they are confronted with
the determined Prince Humperdink on the other side, whereby Buttercup
avows to return with the Prince in exchange for Westley's freedom.
But of course, Humperdink has other plans in mind, and assigns
his evil six-fingered sidekick, Count Rugen (Christopher Guest),
to banish Westley to the 'Pit of Despair' where he will soon face
torture and death by the hands of the dreaded 'Life Sucking Machine'.
Meanwhile, Buttercup is heartbroken once again,
wallowing high in her castle tower. But Prince Humperdink, after
one false promise to the next, remains adamant on marrying her,
with the secret intent to assassinate her as quickly, so that
he too can start a war. But alas, the noble Fezzik and Inigo return
to save their friend Westley and avenge Inigo's father's death.
But first, Westley must be taken to Miracle Max (Billy Crystal)
so that he can be brought back to life, 'The Life Sucking Machine'
having killed him after taking away 50 years of his would-be life.
After some bribery and a magical chocolate-coated pill, Westley
is back alive, though rubbery and useless, and it is up to Fezzik
to carry his little friend through the chaos beyond the castle
walls, to stop the sinister Prince Humperdink from marrying his
bride. Meanwhile Inigo sets out, with his ‘overdeveloped sense
of vengeance’ to avenge his father's death by killing the evil
six-fingered Count Rugen: ‘Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You
killed my father. Prepare to die.’
With much fencing, cowardice on behalf of the villains,
and true love conquering all, Fezzik saves the day with a quick
'Hello Lady' and a gift of four beautiful white steeds that the
quartet use to escape the Humperdink castle and ride off into
the sunset with bigger plans ahead. But not of course, without
Westley first sentencing Prince Humperdink 'To the Pain'.
The story ends of course with a kiss, as all fairytales
do, and the Grandson innocently asks his Grandfather to return
the next day with yet another tale of adventure. The Grandfather's
response… 'As you wish.'
"The Princess Bride" is a delightful film
of comedic genius and top-notch humor. Akin to "Monty Python",
the repetitious puns, comedic conventions, witty banter, and ironic
parody makes the film a brilliant masterpiece that ‘children of
all ages’ can appreciate: yes, that means you adults. The film
is loaded with brilliant one-liners and double entendre that will
have the adults rolling as their children look innocently on,
awaiting the fate of Buttercup and her beloved Westley.
Moreover the plot if flawless: encapsulating the
best of action, adventure, fantasy, comedy, and romance, there
isn’t a stone left unturned by the film and its satirical take
on fairytales. Appropriately enough, each person receives their
proper fate, as is always the case in conventional tales. But
don’t worry; Rob Reiner makes sure to deliberately pun on the
absurdity of the characters’ ironically appropriate fates.
Moreover, entertaining slang and ridiculous euphemisms
are applied to geographic locations, which act as an amplifier
for the fantasy element for children, and comedic relief for adult.
Who could forget the 'Cliff of Insanity', the 'Pit of Despair',
and the ‘Dreaded Life Sucking Machine’, etc. etc.?
So grab your children, your beloved, and or your
popcorn and snuggle up for a morally endearing tale about true
love and its ability to overcome any obstacle. There may be hope
for us yet!
Main Characters:
Robin Wright Penn plays Buttercup, the common woman
betrothed to the evil Prince Humperdink and whose heart lay in
the hands of the farm boy Westley.
Cary Elwes plays Westley the dashing farm boy turned
masked hero that goes in search of his stolen love Buttercup.
Chris Sarandon plays Prince Humperdink the antihero
with a villainous plot and cold heart that steals Buttercup from
Westley with ill intentions.
Mandy Patinkin plays Inigo Montoya the honorable
Spaniard who promises to avenge his father’s death by killing
the evil six-fingered man.
Andre the Giant plays Fezzik, the genteel Giant
who, along with Inigo, goes in search of their gentle masked friend.
Christopher Guest plays Count Tyrone Rugen, the
slimy six-fingered man who hides sheepishly behind the evil Prince
Humperdink.
Billy Crystal plays Miracle Max, the exiled magician
with a quirky way of making things happen by way of bribery and
uncanny tricks.
Fred Savage plays the Grandson, the little boy who
sits ill in his bad anxiously awaiting the conclusion of the fairytale.
Peter Falk plays the Grandfather, the gentle man
with the perfect remedy for his sick grandson: a good fairytale.
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